So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think I just shit out all my problems.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
