uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i wish my penis had a tongue
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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