think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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