my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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