; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am midnight drunk by noon
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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