Grow some girl-balls and come out already
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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