Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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