I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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