i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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