problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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