some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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