should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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