Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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