i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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