i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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