i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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