escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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