Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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