She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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