Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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