omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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