Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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