But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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