he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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