I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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