Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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