We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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