i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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