gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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