Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
