weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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