Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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