I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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