Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize