Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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