Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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