What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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