love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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