sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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