You work out of a Hotel?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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