The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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