i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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