Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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