He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
