I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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