The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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