we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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