I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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