return my video game
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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