what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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