Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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