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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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