Three words: puerto rican gang bang
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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