Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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